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I paid for that. Then I gave it away. To you. A stranger. For free.

Do you have any idea what that costs a fan of Ayn Rand? I read Atlas Shrugged. On purpose. All of it. Including the sixty-page speech. And yet here I am, lowering myself to the level of altruism like some kind of generous fuck. Howard Roark would have blown this page up. John Galt has left the chat. My defence: more good cookies in the world means more good cookies offered to me. That’s rational self-interest. Look it up. Actually, don’t.

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Signed, under protest, by a rational egoist having a weak moment.Enjoy. Don’t make it weird. Don’t tell the Objectivists.

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Proceed to the kitchen and turn the oven to 170°C fan. Conventional 190°C. Gas mark 5.

Warm chocolate chip cookies in 38 minutes If the oven goes on now
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    Chocolate chip cookies

    A thin golden rim that snaps. A soft, chewy middle that bends before it breaks. Pools of dark chocolate on top, still liquid if you are quick.

    About two minutes before the timer ends, the kitchen starts to smell of toffee and hot chocolate. Anyone else at home tends to find a reason to walk past.

    First warm cookie in 38 minutes, 17 of them work. The first time you make them, allow five or ten minutes more. One bowl, and a jug for the butter. No mixer. No softened butter. No chilling.

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